cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
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cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info
cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism
Zoom Info

cosmopolitanchick:

digital-joker:

getfitandsweat:

How to reduce bloating by Michelle Phan

I think water has helped me lose weight b/c I’ve seriously lost almost 20 lbs in two months and have never lost weight faster in my life, even though I have an Ectomorphic body type.

Water makes you less hungry and reduces bloating. Warm water fills you up, cold water (with ice) speeds up your metabolism

dyke-style:

wildeir:

teenagedirtbagb4by:

reverzed:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

fave wow

best thing to reblog yet

it’s funny because every time I reblog this I lose at least one follower who seems offended by a nipple

I had to

dyke-style:

wildeir:

teenagedirtbagb4by:

reverzed:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 

I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

fave wow

best thing to reblog yet

it’s funny because every time I reblog this I lose at least one follower who seems offended by a nipple

I had to

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

mojosodope178:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.


this got out of hand very fast

mojosodope178:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

this got out of hand very fast

Anonymous asked:

How often do you masturbate?

concentrationlamp:

concentrationlamp:

hotwinger:

Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.

FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE